Testimonials
"It's got like a cascade of different flavors, and then just a little kick."--Shannon, describing Tyro Jalapeno Sauce
"That Tyro sauce is excellent. I could eat that with every meal"--student in Hot Doc's class
"It's come down to taking the label off the BBQ sauce when I buy it. If I don't, the grandkids eat all of the sauce before I get to have any at all. At least when there's no label on the jar, they don't get curious to see what it is."--Jim
This just in.....Moran's Bar and Grill was broken into Wednesday night. When asked if all they stole were jars of Hot Doc's Sauces, Roger Moran just chuckled. I'm taking that as a resounding yes. Moran's Bar and Grill was broken into and all they took were jars of Hot Doc's Sauces. This stuff is good enough to steal.
"This sauce is so good, I'll even wear it!"--Hot Doc, after spilling a sizeable amount of BBQ sauce on his "Hot Doc's Hot Sauce" t-shirt at a recent Hog Roast. BTW, that stained shirt was bought by a visiting artist from Cleveland, Ohio who had Hot Doc sign and date it, and supposedly it will be framed as art. A photo of the framed finished product is forthcoming to this website.
"As Hot Doc's girlfriend, I can testify that he has a 'hot bod.' Seriously, his body is like a furnace--it has to be all of the hot sauce he eats."--Lezlie
"That hot sauce should reduce the heat bill this winter!!!"--Ted
"I predict you are going to make millions with that sauce."--Vaughty
"New tag line - So hot, it would make Conan cry like a little girl."--Scott
"Your hot sauce burned my taste buds down and made me shoot fire out my ass."--Scott
"Wow. Sarah Seasoning is like a firecracker!"--Nacho
"Sarah Seasoning seasoning spice made those deviled eggs THE BEST deviled eggs I had ever had in my life!"--Joe
"After handling that hot sauce, take care in handling your wife!"--name withheld by request.
"I decided to run off a raccoon with a hot dog smothered in Hot Doc's Hot Sauce. In the morning, all that was left was an empty plate. I thought, 'How could that raccoon eat that hot sauce?' Later in the day, I noticed a raccoon dead in the middle of the road, and surmize that the hot sauce drove the raccoon to throwing himself in front of a speeding car. Mission Accomplished."--Hot Doc
"You had me worried when you walked in. My first thought was 'I wonder what gang he belongs to?'"--clueless barber's reaction to hot doc wearing the hot pepper doo-rag as pictured to the right. I don't think those words have ever been put in that order when describing me!
"My husband loves your hot sauce. He said that there was finally a hot sauce that tastes good, AND can make him sweat"--wife of a Hot Doc's Hot Sauce lover at the Pendleton Farmers' Market
"Food should not hurt"--Dale, Sage from Cleveland
"That hot sauce melted the wax in my ears"--Pam, native Texan
"Hot Doc's BBQ sauce is the new ketchup at my house"--patron at the Pendleton Farmers' Market
"Is this that sauce that everybody is talking about?"--patron at the Pendleton Farmers' Market
"May I have a piece of ice? I thought you were bluffing about how hot your hot sauce is."--12 year old patron at the Pendleton Farmers' Market
Hot Doc and daughter Sarah are getting recognized all around town due to the Madison Magazine cover page. Newcomers to the sauces are all impressed. The Pendleton Farmers' Market is going well, in part due to the Madison article.
Hot Doc donated two baskets of hot sauce and BBQ sauce to the Bids 4 Kids auction, benefitting the fight against child abuse and neglect in Madison County. Baskets sold for $25 each.
A jar of Hot Doc's Hot Sauce was auctioned at the Kris Ockomon Mayoral Race Fund Raiser. Believe it or not, the winning bid was $25.
"My husband said that he didn't think it was all THAT hot. But then again, he is still recovering from the brain damage from that car accident"--an honest patron at Moran's Bar & Grill
"Ah, it's not that hot. Good flavor, though"--obviously, an active psychotic at Moran's Bar & Grill
"Ok, I'm a believer....that's some kind of HOT"--Pete, patron at Three Pigs Bar & Grill
"Me and some buddies of mine discovered that it's probably not a good idea to do shots of Hot Doc's"--John
"That stuff will make a mute man scream!"--unknown male patron at Moran's Bar & Grill
"I found a new use for Hot Doc's Hot Sauce. For pets who like to chew electrical cords--rub a thin coat of Hot Doc's on the cord, and watch the pet go crazy the next time s/he tries to chew on that cord"--Heather
"I'm Mexican, and even I questioned my heritage after eating Hot Doc's. How can something that hot and spicy come from a white guy?"--Jose
"Has he ever had it before? Hell, he makes it!"--Moran's response to a patron's shock when Hot Doc doctored his pork chop with some Hot Doc's.
"Whoever makes that stuff ain't right"--unknown female patron at Moran's Bar & Grill
"That stuff made my dad cry"--Rianna
"I was out at a Mexican restauraunt when I thought I would put a dab of " Hot Docs" sauce on my burrito.......I lost ALL table manners for 20 minuntes and 3 seconds!!"--Jason
"I seriously thought the Doc was trying to kill me!"--Mark
"It'll put hair on your chest...and that's just the women!"--Julie
"At first I was afraid I was going to die! And then I was afraid I wasn't"--Micky
"Ah, it's not that ....Wow! There it is!"--Bernie
"It's hotter than Hell, and I should know I was once married to Lucifer"--Connie
"If you think it's hot now, wait until tomorrow!"--anonymous
"That's like Viagra for the tongue"--Micky